“We Playtested Dungeon Dunce and All We Got Was This Lousy Emotional Damage” Posted by: @ElvesAgainstEncounters

@ElvesAgainstEncounters
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“We, a proud collective of freelance Elves and unwilling Goblin interns, played Dungeon Dunce for three sessions.

Here’s what happened:

• The wizard exploded from joy.
  
  
• The fighter fell in love with a mimic.
  
  
• The rogue turned into a tax liability.
  
  
• The door boss critted all of us, emotionally and literally.
  
  

We laughed. We cried. We screamed at a kettle. 1/10, would traumatically bond again.”