GoblinWhistleblower47
Display Name: Kevin
Username: @GoblinWhistleblower47
Bio:
Former intern, current truth-teller.
Fired for “sandwich-based initiative.”
Goblin. Not sorry.
Profile Pic: A blurry selfie of a goblin in a Hi-Vis vest holding a broken coffee mug.
Followers: 398
Joined: April 2024
Pinned Post: “I tried to unionise the gelatinous cubes. They dissolved the forms.”
“Subject: Is a duck a valid boss monster?”
“Subject: How many elbows should a lich have?”
“Subject: Does fireball count as emotional damage?”
These are real email subjects from inside Red Cape Games. They have a whiteboard that just says ‘Dice?’.
One of their designers tried to roll initiative using a sandwich.
The truth must be known.”
Red Cape Publishing 