“The Cabbage Lich is Real and He Owes Me Child Support” Posted by: Anonymous but Smells Like Compost

Anonymous but Smells Like Compost
Display Name: Rotbucket
 Username: @TheCompostOracle
 Bio:
 Truth from the mulch.
 Victim of undead cabbage litigation.
 Blocked by the Cabbage Lich.
 Profile Pic: A wilted lettuce with glowing red eyes wearing a monocle.
 Followers: 777
 Joined: October 2023
 Pinned Post: “He’s still in my DMs. He sent GIFs.”

“Look, we warned them. You can’t just create undead produce without reading the side effects.

The Cabbage Lich wasn’t supposed to make it past playtesting. Now he’s got a Twitter account and he’s DMing my nan.

Dungeon Dunce isn’t a game. It’s a summoning ritual wrapped in bad art and worse judgement.”

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