The Goblin Union (Local 187)
Display Name: Local 187 – Goblin Union
Username: @UnionizedMenace
Bio:
One guild, many grievances.
Anti-Duck, Pro-Snack.
Weekly chant: “Quack Off!”
Profile Pic: A goblin picket line outside a dungeon with one sign reading “No Ducks, No Dice!”
Followers: 9.2k
Joined: January 2022
Pinned Post: “Your boss monster shouldn’t be a waterfowl with feelings.”
“They said the Cosmic Duck was just a joke boss. They said it wouldn’t be in the starter dungeon.
They lied. It’s there. It watches.
We’ve tried banishment, therapy, and interpretive dance. Nothing works.
Please, for the love of all that is feathery and eldritch, do not quack back.”
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