“Ban This Filth Before the Goblins Get Into Parliament”

Posted by: THE SOCIETY FOR PROPER GAMES (and Actual Morals)

THE SOCIETY FOR PROPER GAMES (and Actual Morals)
Display Name: S.P.G.A.M.
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 Morality. Monopoly. Mild tea.
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 Games should teach taxes, not tentacles.
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 Pinned Post: “NO MORE VOMIT MAGIC!”

“We at S.P.G.A.M. believe in good, clean games with proper values. Games where the only monsters are taxed appropriately and all tea is accounted for.

Dungeon Dunce is an assault on decency. It contains:

  • Rules for ‘vomit-based spellcasting’

  • A monster called The Accountant of Agony

  • Tables where rolling a 6 causes ‘existential confusion’

It’s madness. It’s chaos. It’s… oddly entertaining.

NO! Stay strong, Mavis!

Ban this game before the children unionise.”

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