Posted by: DadInDistress88
DadInDistress88
Display Name: Gary Thompson
Username: @DadInDistress88
Bio:
Formerly a normal dad.
Now studying Goblin Law on YouTube.
Please send help or biscuits.
Profile Pic: A tired man in a bathrobe being “cross-examined” by a toddler in a wizard hat.
Followers: 1.9k
Joined: February 2024
Pinned Post: “My daughter has legally bound the toaster. I’ve lost custody of the jam.”
“She’s three. She can’t spell ‘wizard’, but now she insists everything be resolved by ‘Trial by Initiative.’ She cross-examined her nan over a bedtime biscuit and tried to cast ‘Legally Binding Hug.’
We just wanted a nice afternoon.
Now I need a barrister fluent in goblin.”
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