You’re walking home after a perfectly ordinary day when a demonic ferret erupts from a wheelie bin and challenges your cat to a duel. Your tabby accepts without hesitation. Three lamp posts, a postbox, and your neighbour’s begonias are obliterated in the ensuing martial arts battle. The council sends you the bill.

Has this ever happened to you?

Have sinister forces from the Underworld possessed the neighbourhood moggies? Have you been ambushed by a ninja hamster in the frozen food aisle? Have you ever looked at your cat, watching it knock a mug off the kitchen counter, and thought, “I wish you knew kung fu.”

Then you need…

KUNG FU KITTIES!

The tabletop role-playing game where ordinary house cats become extraordinary martial arts heroes, standing between Heaven and the creeping horrors of the Underworld. Master ancient feline fighting styles, defend your territory from infernal invaders, and settle disputes with flying kicks instead of hissy fits. Every adventure is packed with outrageous action, cinematic combat, and enough fur to clog a vacuum cleaner.

Why settle for an ordinary pet when you can become a legendary martial arts master? Whether you’re battling possessed pigeons, infiltrating the secret headquarters of the Rat Mafia, or defending Mrs Henderson’s prize-winning petunias from unspeakable evil, KUNG FU KITTIES! delivers more action than a Saturday afternoon kung fu marathon and more laughs than your uncle’s karaoke rendition of Eye of the Tiger.

Warning: KUNG FU KITTIES may result in excessive laughter, dramatic slow-motion leaps, spontaneous shouting of martial arts techniques, and an irrational belief that every cardboard box is a sacred training temple. Ask your local gaming group if KUNG FU KITTIES is right for you.

If your campaign lasts more than four hours, congratulations… you’re probably having an absolutely brilliant time.

COMING THIS SEPTEMBER!