Anonymous but Smells Like Compost Display Name: Rotbucket Username: @TheCompostOracle Bio: Truth from the mulch. Victim of undead cabbage litigation. Blocked by the Cabbage Lich. Profile Pic: A wilted lettuce with glowing red eyes wearing a monocle. Followers: 777 Joined: October 2023 Pinned Post: “He’s still in my DMs. He sent GIFs.”
“Look, we warned them. You can’t just create undead produce without reading the side effects.
The Cabbage Lich wasn’t supposed to make it past playtesting. Now he’s got a Twitter account and he’s DMing my nan.
Dungeon Dunce isn’t a game. It’s a summoning ritual wrapped in bad art and worse judgement.”
GoblinWhistleblower47 Display Name: Kevin Username: @GoblinWhistleblower47 Bio: Former intern, current truth-teller. Fired for “sandwich-based initiative.” Goblin. Not sorry. Profile Pic: A blurry selfie of a goblin in a Hi-Vis vest holding a broken coffee mug. Followers: 398 Joined: April 2024 Pinned Post: “I tried to unionise the gelatinous cubes. They dissolved the forms.”
“Subject: Is a duck a valid boss monster?” “Subject: How many elbows should a lich have?” “Subject: Does fireball count as emotional damage?”
These are real email subjects from inside Red Cape Games. They have a whiteboard that just says ‘Dice?’.
One of their designers tried to roll initiative using a sandwich.
@ElvesAgainstEncounters Display Name: Union of Freelance Elves Username: @ElvesAgainstEncounters Bio: No XP for emotional trauma. Official Guild of Narrative Consent. No more cursed mimics. Profile Pic: Pixel art of a weeping elf holding dice with a protest sign reading “Not Again.” Followers: 5.6k Joined: March 2021 Pinned Post: “Healing potions won’t fix what this game did.”
“We, a proud collective of freelance Elves and unwilling Goblin interns, played Dungeon Dunce for three sessions.
Here’s what happened:
The wizard exploded from joy.
The fighter fell in love with a mimic.
The rogue turned into a tax liability.
The door boss critted all of us, emotionally and literally.
We laughed. We cried. We screamed at a kettle. 1/10, would traumatically bond again.”
When the body betrays the mind, and no one believes the truth, terror takes root in the quietest places.
In By His Hand, William R. Perry introduced us to Bill—a man whose body succumbs to a creeping paralysis, leaving him trapped inside himself while an unknown force takes control. The miracle of his recovery masks a deeper horror: Bill is no longer steering his own body, and the thing that is has dark intentions. The sequel, Out of His Mind, picks up one year later, where the aftermath of Bill’s ordeal still lingers. Vicious murders. Unanswered questions. A man locked in his own mind, branded a monster.
Now, readers are invited to step deeper into this chilling world through a brand-new and unexpected medium—a colouring book.
But don’t expect soft flowers and smiling animals.
This isn’t just a colouring book. It’s a visual journey into the unsettling imagery, spiritual undertones, and psychological horror that define Perry’s gripping novels. Filled with symbolic art, eerie motifs, and disturbing snapshots of Bill’s transformation, the illustrations allow fans to explore the themes of inner torment, possession, and isolation with pencil in hand.
Each page echoes the questions raised by the books: What if your body no longer belonged to you? What if your cries for help went unheard? And what if the darkness never really left?
Whether you’re already captivated by Perry’s gripping narrative or discovering it for the first time, the By His Hand colouring book offers a unique and immersive way to experience the story. Part meditative, part macabre, this companion piece is perfect for horror fans who like their art with a side of unease.
Coming Out 1st August 2025
Dare to colour the horror. Dare to step inside the mind of the possessed. And ask yourself—would you be believed?
DefinitelyNotAnElfWithWiFi Display Name: Tinsel “Not an Elf” McGee Username: @WiFiInTheWoods Bio: Not an elf. Forest-based internet enthusiast. Sounding the alarm on suspicious snack orders. Profile Pic: Cartoon elf in a tinfoil hat holding binoculars. Followers: 2.3k Joined: December 2022 Pinned Post: “It’s not paranoia if the goblins are in marketing.”
“We’ve seen the internal memos. We’ve intercepted the snack orders. Dungeon Dunce isn’t a game, it’s a weapon. Designed to divide families, derail dinner plans, and cause dice-based breakdowns in at least three age brackets.
Early drafts included rules for flammable kittens and a monster called ‘The Screaming Stepdad.’ These were cut, but the intent remains.
Protect your sprogs. Ban this game. Also, someone tell Gary from Layout his lunch is still in the microwave.”
Red Cape Publishing 